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Atlantis Is Not Returning Calls

A lost-civilization communications failure. Twelve thousand years and counting.

An original deadpan science-fiction humor shirt presented as a failed communications report from a lost civilization.

Blank: Bella + Canvas 3001
Print: Front DTG
Colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather
Sizes: XS–5XL
Price: $27.95–$36.95
Fulfillment: Made to order by Printful

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Disclosure: This is original fictional satire. It is not affiliated with any government, military, news organization, entertainment franchise, or institution. Generative AI was used as part of the artwork process, followed by human selection, editing, typography, composition, and print preparation.